#Sloth rant

[localsloth]

The Sloth has officially moved to a new home. Just about everything that could go wrong went wrong, but we made it! Next step will be unpacking over the next few days. There’s even peacock fauna roaming around the neighbourhood. I’m excited for this new home base. For tonight, I will finally relax. Stay safe, Traveller.

Sudzerbal Galaxy | Milky Way Galaxy

[idiot-sl-oth]

Have I ever mentioned before Security Breach came out and my Sun and Moon obsession birthed, I was a huge Cassidy fan

like

Yes ghost get your revenge in the most damned way possible and make your killer suffer be an icon

I was the Cassidy / Golden Freddy fan™

[jackelopeshop]

day 8: homunculus

[lilacella]

I think what's happened is that people succumbed to the confusing and misguided belief that only pretty people can date pretty people.

Sirius is handsome and hot so Remus needs to be too, Sirius is cool and edgy, so Remus needs to be too - I BEG YOU TO SEE REASON!

People don't have to match visually to match in a romantic way! People don't have to "look good together". Opposites can attract! Remus Lupin did not have abs and he did not have a cut jawline and I will die on this hill!!

[twopolars]

Sloth be like Mahiru let me drink your blood and me being the Old fart myself screaming "xcuse me??!! What about hello? Or can I take you on a date? Or what's your favorite childhood trauma??"

We're going straight to give me your blood now??!!

[kinardsevan]

I can’t believe I have to address this again, but since it’s clear the Buddies have started to trickle into Empty Bones…

Yall, have your ship. I could care less. But I s2g the next person who sends me a review telling me they think Eddie’s actions are “hot” or that they’re disappointed they aren’t together… GO FIND ANOTHER FIC. That is not and NEVER WILL be the reality of which Empty Bones is based in. Not to mention, it’s so cheapening to make a story so heavily based in dealing with severe, complex trauma all about a ship.

Or did you miss the part where we’re in chapter 19 now and Evan and Tommy still haven’t had sex? [/rant]

[hungryslothwrites]

uhhh how do i explain this.

[localsloth]

I’ll be moving into a new home on the first that we just confirmed and signed the lease for on Wednesday. Hopefully I’ll be able to do some Space Whale searching before then, but with the short notice and loads of packing to be done the odds are looking bleak. I’m excited for the new place, but not stoked for the crunch induced stress.

I can’t wait to get back to building my living fleeeeeeet.

[gilpinator]

Laziness

I am not lazy, just sick. I have worked my ass of my whole life very sick. But some people use mental illness and poverty to be lazy. My mom was one of those. That’s why I lived in poverty at all. She was a pervert and put on disability when I was 12. But was so underhanded about it. She uses people to get everything she wants. I am still in debt, because of her. Hear me out about laziness a…

[0ccasional-thoughts]

Ive been confirmed to be Belphie by two other OM players guys im literally him theres only around five(5) differences (not including me being a human and him being a demon)😼💤

Im gonna do another kin bingo on him and Levi and ill post it tomorrow

Im gonna list the differences below just so i can add/take away any

I’m the oldest sibling

I’m actually good at art (his are silly though!! Love his art)

I don’t have a twin

I have not lost my sister

I dont like white chocolate

I don’t think I’m that good at lying, but I’ve been told that my 😐 face regardless makes it difficult to tell

[lilacella]

I just really do not get the appeal of a man that is extremely unfriendly and thinks he is better than everyone else without any reason? Like, oh you only read classic literature? Wow that is so impressive, let me get your trophy! Like. Reading a book is such a fucking skill. Absolutely enough reason to feel aloof and be cocky.

Ohhh you listen to vinyls and think that's the only valid way to experience music? Literally get out of my line of sight before I start shooting pebbles at you with a slingshot. You are an embarrassment for everyone.

Ohhh you had a bad childhood and that gave you uncontrollable anger issues? Well, guess what, I had a childhood in general and it gave me an anxiety disorder so LOWER YOUR FUCKING TONE WHEN YOU SPEAK TO ME or I will spray you with water!

Oh you are over 6ft? And you think that's a defining quality of yours? Well I bet you also get up at 6 am and do your workout, huh? Shirin would be so proud ouf you! But I am not. I genuinely think you should sit down and stop being in the way at concerts - duck your head you fucking twatwaffle.

[tsutsutsketchy]

Ok hear me out

It’s not pride month

But we still have deadly sins to go through

So

Sloth month?

[kxsagi]

hey so erm can i request a platonic hcs list with bllk chars (u can choose whoever just as long as kunigami's there) with reader who is like very expressive and not at all nonchalant? like they'll get excited over nothing and be all over the place? oh and they barely have a concept of personal space so they always end up having way more physical contact with everyone without realizing

i love the gumpy x/& sunshine trope, if you cant tell

“𝐬𝐮𝐧𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐬”

a/n: i love this trope too, many people close to me describe me as sunshine 😭

ft. kunigami rensuke, itoshi rin, itoshi sae, isagi yoichi, nagi seishiro, mikage reo, chigiri hyoma, shidou ryusei, kaiser michael, ness alexis, bachira meguru

kunigami rensuke (post-wild card)

stoic wall vs human tornado of emotions and hugs. 

at first, kunigami is DEAD SET on maintaining his personal bubble like it’s a sacred shrine. you? you burst in like a joyful wrecking ball. 

“kunigami!! guess what!! i learned how to juggle yesterday!! wanna see??” 

before he can answer, you’re already draping yourself over his shoulders and tossing some invisible balls around. 

he freezes. literally. doesn’t move for a solid 30 seconds. 

“please maintain boundaries,” he grumbles, but the corner of his mouth twitches because honestly, he kind of likes the attention. (don’t tell him that.) 

you take this as a challenge to get even more physical, so you start randomly poking his side and grabbing his hand like it’s your lifeline. 

kunigami lowkey loves it when you touch him without asking. it’s surprising, but it makes his gruff exterior soften in a way he can’t explain. 

he tries to keep a poker face but sometimes he just sighs and mutters, “stop being so… bright.” 

you grin like, “you love it, don’t lie.” 

his grumpy “hmph” sounds suspiciously like a smile. 

when you’re sad or overwhelmed, kunigami becomes your stoic rock who’ll finally wrap his arms around you without a word, because he gets it. 

your chaotic energy cracked his ice fortress, and he’s oddly grateful for it. 

itoshi rin

your mere existence makes his blood pressure spike. 

you burst into the room like “RINNNN!!! guess what!!! i saw a dog wearing SHOES!!!” 

and rin, who was having a peaceful moment of silence, just flinches like he’s being attacked. 

“why are you yelling. why are you touching me.” 

because you’re already hugging him from behind and bouncing slightly, and he has to grab your wrists to stop you from choking him out in your excitement. 

you playfully slap his chest when he makes a sarcastic comment and he malfunctions for a second like she just… hit me? playfully? affectionately??? 

secretly loves it when you cling to him like a sloth. pretends he doesn’t. but he adjusts his walking pace when you're glued to his arm. 

“you don’t know personal space, do you?” 

“nope!” you grin, and he groans but lets you lean your head on his shoulder anyway. 

the team thinks you’re his emotional support golden retriever. 

itoshi sae

honestly, he lets you climb him like a tree. doesn’t even react. you wrap your arms around his neck out of nowhere and he just goes, “you again.” 

you’re always doing the most over the smallest things, like squealing over cute socks or gasping at a new vending machine flavor. 

“look sae!! honey lemon sparkling water!!!” 

“... incredible,” he deadpans while you spin in a circle. 

you dramatically throw yourself across his lap and he doesn’t even flinch. 

people are like “doesn’t she annoy you?” and sae’s just like “nah. she makes life less boring.” 

he finds it fascinating how you show every emotion you feel in 4K and doesn’t stop you when you poke his cheeks or pull on his sleeves. 

might even smirk when you start ranting about how unfair it is that pigeons don’t pay rent. 

isagi yoichi

isagi.exe has stopped working the first time you glomped him from behind. he squeaked. actually squeaked. 

“you can’t just TOUCH people like that!!” 

“but you looked cute standing there like a confused little worm!” 

blushes like crazy when you hold his hand out of nowhere or touch his face to “squish his cutie lil cheeks.” 

lowkey flustered every single day. never builds up a tolerance. 

sometimes you interrupt his game analysis with “YOOO LOOK AT THIS MEME” and he tries to act annoyed, but ends up giggling. 

probably starts craving your physical touch and sunshine energy, but will never admit it until you don’t cling to him one day and he’s like “wait. where’s my daily affection?” 

he goes: “hey um. you okay? you didn’t, like, tackle me today.” 

sir… you miss her hugs just say that. 

nagi seishiro

“you’re so loud….” he whines while you lie on top of him like a weighted blanket. 

doesn’t mind that you invade his space. you're soft and warm and pet his hair without asking. 

nagi gets addicted to headpats: a saga. 

you squeal every time he scores a goal and jump on him like “MY GENIUS BOYFRIEND!!!” 

he grumbles but wraps his arms around you anyway and mumbles, “so annoying…” with the fondest smile. 

you do little things like tracing random doodles on his arm with your finger and he becomes physically incapable of moving. 

at this point he’s like a house cat. you’re noisy but you pet him and love him and he’s never letting you go. 

mikage reo

lives for your reactions. will literally buy you glittery pens or rainbow socks just to see your jaw drop and arms flail. 

“YOU DIDN’T!!” 

“I DID.” 

you constantly sit in his lap or lean your entire body weight on him and he acts like it’s the best gift life has ever given him. 

“babe, i love how you have no sense of boundaries. it’s so hot.” 

sometimes you cling to his arm like a koala in public and strangers give him weird looks but he’s like “yeah. she’s cute, right?” 

enables your energy 100%. brings snacks just to watch you squeal. kisses your forehead when you rant about niche things for 15 minutes straight. 

chigiri hyoma

visibly flinches the first few times you launch yourself into his space. 

he was not prepared. he's a delicate catboy. 

“do you… do you always do this?” 

“do what?” you say, your head tucked under his chin like a baby bird. 

he gets used to it though. too used to it. starts missing the chaos when you’re not around. 

your high-pitched “HYO-CHANNNN!! 💖” gives him a heart attack every time. 

but when he’s sulking, you nuzzle his neck and go “who made my pretty boy sad?” and he melts. completely. 

eventually starts leaning into your touch like it’s home. 

shidou ryusei

thinks you’re the funniest thing to ever exist. 

“you’re like a cartoon character. are you even real?” 

you throw your arms around him in public and he’ll full-on spin you like “YEAHHHH SUNSHINE GIRLIEEEE!” 

the only one as touchy and chaotic as you. 

sometimes you talk so fast and wave your hands around that he’ll just grab them and kiss them to shut you up. 

“aw, you’re wagging your tail again~” 

“i do not have a tail.” 

“you do now.” 

becomes very possessive over your attention though. the moment you’re touchy with someone else, he’s clinging to you like a barnacle. 

kaiser michael

pretends he’s annoyed by your energy. absolutely is not. 

“ugh, you again. what do you want, a medal?” 

“NO!! I WANT A HUG :D” 

and then you tackle him and he stumbles but grins like a fool while rolling his eyes. 

“so needy. it’s cute.” 

you’ll plop onto his lap and start babbling about your day and he’ll act like he’s not listening but then go, “wait, what happened with the weird cashier guy?” 

you hang off his arm at events and he jokes like, “she’s my emotional support gremlin. don’t touch her.” 

loves that you’re so expressive. too expressive. kisses your forehead when you pout, pokes your cheek when you smile, fully addicted to your animated face. 

ness alexis

sweet boy is SO overwhelmed. 

you walk in like “NESSIE 🥰🩷🩷🩷” and cling to his arm with zero warning and he just blinks rapidly like a confused doll. 

“w-we’re in public! d-do you always hug people like this?!” 

the answer is yes. and you’re already wrapping a scarf around him and patting his cheeks like he’s your beloved poodle. 

turns into a flustered mess every time. blushes all the way to his ears. 

“you’re very… affectionate…” he says shyly. 

“do you not like it?” 

“n-no! i mean yes!! i mean– i don’t mind!!! i like you very much!!!” 

poor boy stutters through every interaction while you’re over here playing with his fingers and calling him “little pocket prince.” 

is 100% your biggest defender though. if anyone makes a comment like “wow she’s a lot,” ness snaps with a scary smile like “she’s PERFECT actually 🥰🔪” 

he's not just whipped. he's frothed. he's foamed. he’s gushing like a soda can under pressure. 

bachira meguru

your energy + bachira’s energy = the apocalypse. 

you screech when you see a cat and jump on his back and he screeches too like “WOOOAAA CAAAAAT!!!” 

you guys hold hands, link arms, lean on each other, and pile your legs on top of each other like it’s NORMAL. 

physical contact? emotional support? bouncing like gremlins? that's just an every day thing. 

the first time you randomly plopped into his lap while talking about how cute snails are, he just went “cozy~” and kept playing with your hair while humming. 

he loves how you express every emotion like it’s a broadway performance. 

“meguruuu look!! i drew us as frogs!!” 

“AWESOME!! i’ll hang it on my wall next to my cursed pikachu drawing!!” 

everyone else is like “how do you two never run out of energy” and you both look at each other and say “FRIENDSHIP JUICE!” before high-fiving with your feet. 

genuinely thinks you’re the most fun person ever and smiles like a little gremlin every time you invade his space. 

also? you two cuddling = tangle of limbs + aggressive giggling + a cat probably sitting on one of your heads. 

© 𝐤𝐱𝐬𝐚𝐠𝐢

[ilycosy]

❝ YOU FREE 2NIGHT ? ❞ | LUKE CASTELLAN

pairing : luke castellan x reader

summary — it's a cold february morning, nothing special to you, really. but there's that sickening air around camp that has everyone in a trance, you'll escape it this year again of course. or will you?

warnings : reader is a hater , luke is a helpless romantic loser , they're both awkward teenagers but it's so cute , percabeth !!!

aﾉn — a valentines day fic !! 🤍 i hope u guys enjoy <33 i rlly like writing luke as a loser but i think u guys alr know that sjshak

you woke to hushed giggles in the cabin, an aphrodite boy perched up on one of your half brothers. basically eating each other's faces before anyone wakes up to see them, you roll your eyes.

listen, you weren't entirely against romance. just all the bits where you have to share yourself with your 'special person', especially in public. pda was your own personal tartarus, you were sure of it.

which is why it was shocking to receive a stupid note during breakfast from luke asking if you're free tonight, misspelled might you add. and even though you found it stupid, you couldn't help but wonder why he would even bother with you.

you— the person who once told him that he had the face of a sloth, the person who shoved him into the lake just because you could, the person who told him to 'get over' hermes when he came to camp. really, you couldn't think of any reason he'd ever like you.

but with how he smiled eagerly when you opened the note, and how he waved and did a thumbs up when you read it. you ditched the unsure thoughts of him just lying to you. you weren't free anymore.

you circled the no answer box, slipping the note back to him when your cabin was called for the offerings. trying not to look at him when he got cheesy and had percy come over to tell you to meet luke at a spot.

"luke said he wants you to meet him at," percy looks down at his hand, like he's reading from a fake script. "the place you poured juice onto his head? he's speaking in riddles to me, man."

you almost smiled at percy's sarcastic tone, but instead, you rolled your eyes and took a bite of your food. "tell him ill be there at 7." you say, turning your full attention to your food after.

you think you hear percy say, 'aye aye captain.' but you can't really be sure. you're too busy wondering how you're going to keep your food down with how your stomachs churning just thinking about what will happen.

well, turns out— 7 will come a lot sooner when you're stressing about what will happen at that time, the movies lied to you!

you sit anxiously at a clearing in the forest, looking around as you remember how you had dumped apple juice onto lukes head when you both were 15. you claimed it was to cool him down, but really, it was because he had called you pretty.

twigs snap behind you, and when you snap your head around, you're greeted with cupcakes?

"hey," luke greets, calmly sitting next to you like this was a casual hangout. "you hungry?" he asks, but he's a little nervous. his voice strained and his face a little red as he holds out sloppy cupcakes, clearly done by him and younger campers.

the cupcakes are messy, but they smell delicious. you almost grab one before reading what is spelt out on them, 'kiss me?'

you can't help but laugh, giggling to yourself as you hover over the k cupcake. "man i knew it was silly," he groans, setting the platter in his lap as he looks away embarrassedly. "i knew you hated pda, so i did it away from others but i shouldn't have listened to annabeth with the cupcakes it's just she said percy did it and she loved it and–"

you pressed a finger to his lips, picking up the cupcake you wanted. taking a slow bite as you savor it, thinking about his rant while he stares at you with wide eyes. you ignore how you swear both your hearts are beating in sync.

"it's sweet," you say, not knowing if you're talking about the cupcake or his confession. "it's not silly." it comes out before you can even think about what you're saying, you're talking about the confession?

it shocks both of you clearly. "you're sure?" he asks hesitantly, drumming his fingers on the platter. "i had help from demeter kids with the cooking, so i hope it's good, but are you sure that it's not stupid you don't have to call it sweet i get—"

you press your lips to his hesitantly, unsure of what you're doing, but honestly, he needed to shut up. he sits stiffly with the cupcakes on him, his hands coming up to pull you closer. you both awkwardly avoid dropping any while you kiss, teeth clashing together a few times.

when you both pull away you can't help but laugh, his dazed and blushing face so close to yours that he can smell the sugar and dinner on your breath. he starts laughing too, leaning his forehead on yours.

"im not free tonight," you whisper, watching as he looks at you confusedly. the angle is a little silly to look at him from, but for some reason your heart beats harder in your ears. "i think im taken."

his confused face splits into a stupid grin, pressing another kiss against your mouth before he lifts up the question mark cupcake. "by me?" he asks, cheesily but you can't imagine it being any other way.

"yes," you roll your eyes but your voice is soft, and he thinks his heart will explode in his chest. "by you."

[bradleysass]

curl - @black-brothers-microfic - wc: 326

James was halfway through a rant about the latest Quidditch match when his words trailed off. Sirius, sprawled across the Gryffindor common room couch with his head dangling off the armrest, barely noticed at first.

"—and then the tosser actually tried a Sloth Grip Roll like he was some sort of bloody—"

James' voice drifted into silence, his gaze going unfocused. Sirius sat up halfway, eyes narrowing.

"Oh, no," he muttered, propping himself up on his elbows. "Not this again."

James didn't even hear him. He was staring blankly at the fire, lips parting slightly as a thought hijacked his brain.

"You know," James said absently, "I don’t think people properly appreciate how Regulus' curls catch the light."

Sirius groaned, flopping back against the cushions. "Mate, what in Merlin’s name—"

"They’ve got this… this shine to them, like if you run your fingers through them, they'd be soft but just a little coarse at the ends. You know? Kind of like—like the seafoam when it crashes on the sand, all wild and messy, but—"

"James."

"—but controlled, like, it always falls back into place perfectly, even when he’s just gotten off a broom—"

"James!" Sirius threw a pillow at his face.

James blinked, catching the pillow just before it smacked him in the mouth. He looked at Sirius as though only just remembering he was there.

Sirius gave him a flat look. "Regulus isn’t even in the room, mate."

James flushed, gripping the pillow in his lap. "Yeah. Right. I—uh—what were we talking about again?"

Sirius groaned again, dragging his hands down his face. "Quidditch. But apparently, your obsession with my little brother has reached the point where he doesn’t even need to be present for you to lose the plot."

James grinned sheepishly, rubbing the back of his neck. "S’not my fault his hair is that nice."

Sirius threw another pillow at him.

James caught it again but didn't deny the accusation.

[starlattethesqueakwal]

Just noticed this while scrolling/random Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss rant. :/ (TW: Mentions of Fatphobia, Rape, and other negative stuff.)

The fact that the show has a character, who's canonically plus size, be called a "PIG!" will never not be tasteless like- why does Vivziepop hate plus sized people who enjoy food, like- at all?

It's just so fucking stupid.

Like- she clearly has this thing where the fat characters get hated on for liking food. Which is awful because it basically spreads the message that if you're a fat person who still enjoys what you eat, at all, even if its healthier food, that there's something "wrong" with you and that you "need" to eat raw baking powder or something for the rest of your life, become anorexic, and die to be "healthy" or some shit like that.

Even Bee ends up being disgusted because "LOL ONL SKINNY PEOPLE CAN ENJOY FOOD!" bullshit. Like- the writers do realize that an apple a day or one piece of French toast isn't going to kill you if you're over 120 pounds... right? Like- what the fuck is this?

The merch and stuff even has Mammon constantly around food and its somehow meant to be "disgusting" that he does so. They also made him the sin of "greed", which surprise surprise, also has to do with food! So having the greed character as fat is also fatphobic ESPECIALLY when you make him have food EVERY.FEW.SECONDS to the point where it comes off as a mockery of people with eating disorders.

Hell, if you think about it for more than three seconds, the concept of "sin" is mainly about shaming people with disorders.

"Lust:" Hypersexuality. "Gluttony:" ED. "Wrath:" Mood Disorders. "Sloth:" Iopathic hypersomnia, "Envy: Histrionic personality disorder," "Pride:" Bipolar disorder. Which if anything, makes the ENTIRE concept of "the deadly sins" literally ableist and the fact that Hazbin Hotel exists at all, showing these "sins"/behaviors as presenting someone as a inherently "bad" person for mostly behaviors such as being a sex worker, liking porn, liking food, having mood issues, being alcoholic, and behaviors that make people NOT a "bad person" or a "joke" shows just how inherently flawed Hazbin Hotel is as a concept. I think that I could only list very few scenes where a character was shamed for something actually bad, as then there's the other extreme: Showing a bad behavior as "innocent." Stolas is shown as "innocent" for being a rapist. Valentino is treated like a "sexy goofball" by the cast of the show despite doing the same thing. The men that raped Sir Pentious are shown as "funny." Blitz's murder is overlooked constantly and has no real consequences in the show, etc. Its either a character is shamed for something not even bad or a bad behavior is overlooked. Its so goddamn toxic.

They also make him fully dressed to cover up his so called "disgusting" body when like... chubby people can also be pretty?

The creators even tried to play damage control when once again-

The creators posted that "ITS FUCKING LUNCH TIME" scene after making this post. So... this is bullshit. COMPLETE utter bullshit.

The creators clearly hate themselves and project that hatred onto their fat/disabled/and or poc characters. Also using sins to make themselves look like "better" people for not having certain disorders the same way most hyper religious people do.

They have the poc characters be rapists instead of any other type of villains (EX: Versoika and her crew, Valentino with Angel Dust, Velvette with the "love" drug she made, etc.), they had well-

THIS SCENE.

-and then there's the fat characters and their merch.

When here's a reminder:

You are more than your disability.

You are NOT a "burden", "ugly", or "useless."

You are NOT "greedy" or "gluttonous" for having a eating disorder.

You are NOT "just" sexual thoughts if you're poc.

The entire concept of the "SEVEN DEADLY SINS OOOOOH YOURE GOING TO HELL FOR THIS RANDOM MENTAL AND PHYSICAL DISORDER THATS BEYOND YOUR CONTROL!" is bullshit and this shows just how ironically hyper religious Vivziepop is (transphobia and all) despite her claiming that she is "one of the good ones!"

Also, here's proof that Vivziepop's kendraws screenshots are real:

-and that this post is based:

Goodnight!